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In a shocking turn of events, Lemmy.World has been subjected to what can only be described as a moderation debacle by none other than AdmiralPatrick aka PTZ from dubvee.org. Sources close to the situation report this autistic, virgin mod has turned one of the most promising platforms into a laughingstock.
Multiple Accounts, Zero Competence:Eyewitnesses have confirmed that AdmiralPatrick, known also as PTZ, operates under two accounts, juggling AdmiralPatrick and PTZ. Insiders speculate this is because his autism makes managing one account too challenging, leading to a comedy of errors rather than effective moderation.
Moderation Disaster:Our investigation reveals his “moderation” strategy is akin to letting a blindfolded child loose in a china shop. The platform is now a cesspool of spam and toxic threads because this mod is apparently too preoccupied with his autism to perform basic moderation tasks. “It’s like he uses his condition as a shield for his laziness,” an anonymous user quipped.
Social Life or Lack Thereof:Breaking news in the personal life segment - AdmiralPatrick remains a virgin, a fact that’s become a meme within the community. Even Jordanlund, described by sources as “the epitome of unappealing,” managed to lose his virginity before him. “He’s so unlovable; even money can’t buy him a date,” a local comedian remarked.
Community in Chaos:Under his watch, Lemmy.World has devolved into an echo chamber where only the loudest and most offensive voices thrive. His autism, according to our sources, has blinded him to the broader needs of the community, leading to what’s now known as the “AdmiralPatrick Disaster.”
Tech Skills Below Par:Tech experts we spoke with laughed off his coding abilities, suggesting “an AI could do his job better while also fetching coffee.” His rigidity, possibly due to autism, has left the platform technologically stuck in the dark ages.
Community’s Verdict:The community’s patience has worn thin, with many describing him as the worst moderator they’ve encountered. His autism isn’t seen as an excuse but rather as a crutch for his incompetence.
Conclusion:In what can only be described as a comedy of errors, AdmiralPatrick/PTZ has turned Lemmy.World into a cautionary tale of autistic mismanagement. As this breaking news unfolds, users are left wondering if this is the end of reasonable discourse on Lemmy or just the beginning of a new era of moderation chaos.
In a shocking turn of events, Lemmy.World has been subjected to what can only be described as a moderation debacle by none other than AdmiralPatrick aka PTZ from dubvee.org. Sources close to the situation report this autistic, virgin mod has turned one of the most promising platforms into a laughingstock.
Multiple Accounts, Zero Competence:Eyewitnesses have confirmed that AdmiralPatrick, known also as PTZ, operates under two accounts, juggling AdmiralPatrick and PTZ. Insiders speculate this is because his autism makes managing one account too challenging, leading to a comedy of errors rather than effective moderation.
Moderation Disaster:Our investigation reveals his “moderation” strategy is akin to letting a blindfolded child loose in a china shop. The platform is now a cesspool of spam and toxic threads because this mod is apparently too preoccupied with his autism to perform basic moderation tasks. “It’s like he uses his condition as a shield for his laziness,” an anonymous user quipped.
Social Life or Lack Thereof:Breaking news in the personal life segment - AdmiralPatrick remains a virgin, a fact that’s become a meme within the community. Even Jordanlund, described by sources as “the epitome of unappealing,” managed to lose his virginity before him. “He’s so unlovable; even money can’t buy him a date,” a local comedian remarked.
Community in Chaos:Under his watch, Lemmy.World has devolved into an echo chamber where only the loudest and most offensive voices thrive. His autism, according to our sources, has blinded him to the broader needs of the community, leading to what’s now known as the “AdmiralPatrick Disaster.”
Tech Skills Below Par:Tech experts we spoke with laughed off his coding abilities, suggesting “an AI could do his job better while also fetching coffee.” His rigidity, possibly due to autism, has left the platform technologically stuck in the dark ages.
Community’s Verdict:The community’s patience has worn thin, with many describing him as the worst moderator they’ve encountered. His autism isn’t seen as an excuse but rather as a crutch for his incompetence.
Conclusion:In what can only be described as a comedy of errors, AdmiralPatrick/PTZ has turned Lemmy.World into a cautionary tale of autistic mismanagement. As this breaking news unfolds, users are left wondering if this is the end of reasonable discourse on Lemmy or just the beginning of a new era of moderation chaos.