My wife’s standing at her company’s IT dept skyrocketed during COVID lockdowns.

Why? Because we were both working from home, and aside from helping her with basic troubleshooting, I also helped her formulate her tickets better.

Turns out, tech support folks like it when a ticket has concise info, instead of “screen broke”.

A few weeks later:

Sony: Piracy is killing the industry! We need tougher legislation!

That just sounds like racism with extra steps

He’s down a solid 35%!

“Really? So you shit with the toilet door open?”

Why waste 5 seconds every time to want to watch a video, when you can waste 10 hours writing a script to automate it?

That’s just how we programmers roll

That also appears to be Jambo.

There’s an app for that!

It’s called UniversalPauseButton (no link because on phone, but you can Google it). It basically makes the PAUSE/BREAK button pause any active process. Press it again to unpause.

Will likely cause issues with online games, but if you’re playing offline or in single-player, like Witcher 3, Remnant, Baldurs Gate 3, etc it works wonders.

Signed, a new parent who often has to go comfort a waking baby at night.

“what did you think they were raging against? The dishwasher?”

Tequila by The Champs.

Not with that attitude

What he meant by that was “holy shitballs I gotta stop drinking”

Dude had serious issues. Try reading his Dark Tower series - you can pinpoint at which book he got sober, because the story starts to make sense.

Jim Jefferies’ childhood friend brothel story will always crack me up.