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Guts, by Chuck Palahniuk.
You’re welcome
Guts, by Chuck Palahniuk.
You’re welcome
that’s not a bad sub, but i was referring more to !guitarlessons@lemmy.world
You’re right - I’ll try to promote it!
Guitar practice, theory, etc.
There’s a community for it but it’s practically dead
Is it really that necessary to scream that much? Constantly?
If you want to try a very divisive cocktail, you need to go no further than the classic Negroni. I absolutely love them, but they are not for everyone. Extremely bitter and astringent - you certainly don’t gulp this one down. To me, it’s the most “adult” of adult alcoholic beverages. You either love or or despise it.
Wanna try it?
Equal parts:
Satch for sure is an extremely talented guitarist and understands that the key to a good song is a melody (or “hook”) that is simple, memorable, and catchy. Almost every song he wrote has this at its core. The problem is simply that this is insanely difficult to do and he struggles with it, especially on his later albums
Tell me you’ve never heard of Meat Canyon without telling me you’ve never heard of Meat Canyon
“Drain the swamp”
Now, fill it with our swamp
Spray cheese
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long (that) Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline, Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if you finish all of your chores, and i finish mine, Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699.
We been spending most our lives
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin’ in an Amish paradise
The original joke was pure Gold, but these later ones are just Boron me
Camel Toelympics
The funny part is that Mormon god was only flexible when it suited Joseph Smith.
I mean, it’s kinda oddly coincidental that God spoke to JS and told him that polygamy was ok right after his wife told him she was furiously against it, don’t you think?
Hello. Would you like to know more about what happens after you die?
All of them. Fuck trailers that give away major plot points.
And a storage unit for all that junk in the trunk