Humans may be unique among mammals for not eating our own shit, the shit of others, or just any random shit we find.

FEED THE MACHINE

Are you talking about China or the US?

Comics are weird. Asking questions like, could the Flash run so fast he exits the universe can almost always be answered with “if the plot calls for it.”

He has the power of fast. He goes exactly as fast as he needs to. It’s magic, not science. They make it sound like science but it’s magic.

Kinda like how Tony Stark invents time travel in an afternoon, or Peter Parker affords an apartment in NYC of even only barely.

He can even choose how he pays!

Cash or everything from the neck up. Up to him.

It really, REALLY depends on which Flash we’re talking about. Even then it’s super inconsistent.

I’m Snyderverse, he’s faster than light and rewinds time. I think on the TV show he does this too. But then sometimes other people can react to him? Idk it’s pretty dumb. If we’re applying physics to Flash, if he’s even running at 25% the speed of light, and the air he’s hitting isn’t causing a wave of fusion reactions akin to a supersonic shock wave from a fighter jet, colliding with something solid isn’t going to be much different.

Somehow as he’s breaking through the light speed barrier gravity still affects him. But at those speeds he’s got enough momentum to leave the solar system if he runs off an incline and does a little hop I guess. He seems really stuck to the ground otherwise.

They can’t afford the land because it’s been turned in to a speculative asset by people like you.

People are entirely capable of caring for their own shit you absolute fool.

The land was there before you, it’ll be there after you die. You provide nothing of value. You’re a drain on society. Every single one of your tenants would be better off if you and everyone like you didn’t exist.

“somebody shot Ronald Reagan!”

“Who?”

“The Boraxo cleaner commercial guy!”

“Again I ask, who??”

Fuckin sweet I made the cut.

When do we… You know … Do it? Asking for a friend.

COD is literally designed with luck based kills being primary to skill. With each iteration being more dependent on luck than the last.

Just make sure he gets in to art school.

No one pays attention to artists.

George Bush likely lost because Ross Perot split the vote.

“Oh my God, Still just an actor Ronald Reagan you’re in danger!”

“What do you mean still just an-”

“much harder to buy a gun.”

Buddy I won one at a fucking raffle no questions asked.

buy a gun

Yes you reading this. Even if you’re white.

Arm yourself.

CHI is an absolute nightmare to deal with. They will send you to collections almost immediately, they can’t answer any questions about your bills, and seem to routinely fuck them up so bad I’ve had lawyers send them letters twice to get problems resolved.

Getting the same service from the university medical system in my area suddenly fixed all of the billing issues. Where I was paying out the ass after insurance, suddenly the patient responsibility dropped to damn near 0.

The ‘Catholic’ part is just a veneer. It’s a for profit medical institution that’s uses religious conviction as another avenue for profit.

Alright. You got me.

What uhh… Whatcha got against peanut butter?

A great one at that

Since monkeys tend to hit the same keys repeatedly, rather than trying them all out at random, I’d say your second order monkey business is actually more likely to succeed than the first set of monkeys ever typing out Shakespeare is.