Me while driving home at night: What the fuck are you all doing out here? Go home!
I feel like this could’ve been concept art for some Newgrounds Flash games back in the day lol
An erotica from the POV of a flea is not something I ever imagine would exist lol Is this some proto version of a size thing?
The irony of the state propagandist not being politically correct
Gas leak? Lol
Took me awhile to notice the guy’s shirt is off as well :|
My SO got a chuckle out of me because I instinctively put chocolate in the fridge. I grew up in a hot climate but I live in Canada now.
Wow I didn’t know rail is old enough to have ancient civilization conspiracies now lol Only 1800s kids will remember the rails
Love me some dunky and dems teeths
I don’t know why my first thought was John Cena
There’s this one time my brother was playing some Total War (I think?) And he told me he lost his army. I gave my condolences and he said “No, I lost lost it. I don’t remember where I placed them and now I can’t find them.”
In my personal experience the most of the time I’ve hand written stuff that needs to be graded are mid term and final exams. 90% of the time are digitally typed essays and research papers. I’ve only written in cursive but my profs are mostly older and I’ve never got any complaints about it. Also most profs out there are trying to give you as much help as possible. They’re not out there to try and fail you. Most of them anyway lol.
I’ve also never used laptops in class and have only taken notes by hand. Maybe practice like that would help?
I ran out of shampoo the other day and I walked up to my SO and said “I need some of the fake poop.” pause for the punch line ramp up while staring at their confused face “Well, I’m not using any real poop. I need shampoo.”
If the groan and eye roll can power our place we wouldn’t need to pay any bills this summer.
Normalise fried chicken cologne as well
Photo realism with no artistic direction is pointless.
You went above and beyond