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Have you seen YouTube lately?
Have you seen YouTube lately?
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“You can have my mask when you pry it from my cold, dead face.”
—Charlton Heston, probably
Asked for comment, Senator Ted Cruz said “The weather here in Cancun is great!”
Grifters gonna grift, they can’t help themselves.
Corporations Already Spent Over $1 Billion on
LobbyingBribery in First Quarter of 2024
Fixed.
The Louisiana Republican says a flag used by the January 6 insurrectionists is harmless.
mostly
And that’s how the LAPD learned about the Streisand Effect.
Why would ANYONE think Ted Cruz would do something helpful?
Secret meeting … reported
That’s not how secrets work at all.
“They” is the NSA, right?
These patients need to just come to terms with needing to go Super-Duper HARD-CORE Mode ™ and realize that Neuralink is here to Move Fast And Break Things ™ – like your brain.
/s (for the sarcasm-impaired)
Has he registered for selective service, or does he have those pesky genetic bone spurs that allow you to play football, baseball, soccer, and wrestling while attending military school, but prevent you from actual military service?
Because the Saudis don’t want us to.
Worst security guard ever.
“Your Honor! How can my client possibly get a fair trial after the jury has heard what he did? This bell can not be unrung!”
–Trump’s Laywers, probably
Dammit, I had $50 on him going golfing.
If you stare hard enough, you can almost hear the keys dropping into the bowl.
“A small man in search of a balcony.”