“What’s with the sash and the codpiece?!”

Can’t wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

“Who told you to have a pow wow?”

Booooooo…urns!

I gotta few uncles who are basically like Donald Trump, but without the $400 million gift from daddy. Feel free to attack.

I think those rumors are most likely true.

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!

I would bet given how many crazy MAGA assholes are out there, and with Trump instigating shit, this is probably happening very regularly right now.

Old Ronny telling women why they get abortions! This should help his popularity! Women love it when men explain the reason(s) why they do things, right?!

I’m sure if he dropped $4 million, it’s probably a drop in the bucket for him, but that shit has still gotta sting!

Even better! $30 million = a 10+ point loss! Keep shoveling the money into the fire Republican donors!

I read somewhere that Republicans spent $20 million to pass this thing, and it’s going to fail miserably. Just icing on the cake as far as I’m concerned! That $20 million could’ve went to paying Trump’s lawyers!

A judge who’s actually handing out justice to people who commit crimes?! Can’t have that with Trump as the defendant!

Shit, I knew there’d be a catch!

I found self-love through exercise and not being an asshole!

This makes me happy!

As a skeptical agnostic, can someone pay me, please?! Also, if you pay me enough money to be rich, I’ll be happy to say I’m an atheist!

Most likely because Mao and Stalin had a similar level of zealotry for their beliefs as contemporary fundamentalist Christians and Muslims do. So maybe it’s more about rigidity of thought, derision of compromise, and hatred of those who think and live their lives differently from theirs. Unfortunately, in many religions these qualities are prerequisites.

Not sure a long article if needed. Trump became the Republican party, and they all had a choice: continue to have a spine and call out this lying grifter for what he is (while also endangering their political career) or capitulate to Trump, become a jellyfish, and keep your job. Lady G. made his choice.

I just love that one of there main arguments for not prosecuting Trump is “other people ( Hillary and the Bidens) do crime and get away with it so why shouldn’t Donnie Boy?!” Even excusing the fact that Hillary and the Bidens have never been indicted for shit, this is just a flawless legal argument. I just read a statistic that only 50% of murders are solved. This obviously means that no one should be prosecuted for murder! How is it fair for those who get convicted, when only half get caught?!