NutWrench

So does the crown prefer axes or cordless reciprocating saws for body disposal?

“Facts are gay.” - some Republican.

“I don’t want to get into the details.”

Yeah. I know. Because it doesn’t farking happen

I’ve been playing Bethesda games since Oblivion. I finally stopped pre-ordering after Fallout 4. I’m getting sick of immersion-breaking bugs and computer-generated fetch quests taking the place of real story writing.

I’m so poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

When you take file sizes into account, EBooks are the most high-density entertainment you can bring. Followed by old-school games, then music, then video.

I assume she’s telling him, “we can’t help you and you need to leave.”

I can generate Mandelbrot pictures that no one else has ever seen. That doesn’t make me an artist.

The Lego brick would win.

Ouch.

When, I think of “socialism,” I think of modern day Scandinavian health care, not Soviet-era Russia. Who do these pants -wetting idiots think they’re scaring?

Stop simping for billionaires. It’s embarrassing to watch.

It’s not an empirical claim if you have literal examples of how badly “communism” (self-serving oligarchy) has failed.

I’ll start with the collapse of the Soviet Union in the 1990s. And I hope I don’t even need to point out what Mao did to China.

“The good of the people” is a noble enough goal. Unfortunately, the people in charge of these movements are people who deliberately seek power, and for the most part, those people are vain greedy, brutal, a-holes.

Well. More porn for the rest of us.

Minimum wage should have been $15/hr at least 10 years ago.

The GOP has used the threat of a government shutdown many times to hold this country hostage. And when it comes to remembering who’s at fault for it, most of the U.S. electorate has the memory of a crack-addled ferret. But if you have a government shutdown THIS close to an election, some of them just might remember who caused it.

Also, the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train.

Communism A system of government where the country’s wealth is concentrated into a small, ruling class of billionaires, who use the news media they own to keep the lower classes fighting with each other while they . . . the rich . . . run off with all the farking money.

Oh wait. that’s capitalism. I don’t know how I got those two systems confused.

“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.”

Damn right, I’m not helping.

“Also, do you really NEED to sleep?”