Not gonna lie. I am very confused. What pamphlet? Are you being satirical? I genuinely don’t understand how to respond to your comments.

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Whyyyyyy? xD

Lol.

As a woman, I can most definitely tell you that if you drive a Cybertruck, I will not like you.

I will, however, silently judge you and consider you a fiscally irresponsible dumbass.

Edit: I see a single downvote. I guess I found the Cybertruck driver? Lol.

Yes, but where’s the butter? I don’t see it.

Honestly, I’m so fucking broke right now. I can’t even afford that. Prices just keep going up, but my pay stays the same. Fuck. TuT

I would have almost no problem with paying for YouTube Premium if it wasn’t so goddamned expensive (and was ad-free). Like, seriously, I don’t need all this extra crap. All I want is the same old YouTube I’m currently using but with zero ads. And I can’t afford it anyway, but even I could I wouldn’t pay 15–20 USD for just no ads (the only feature I’d actually use).

🎵 da da neverending stooorryyyyy~ 🎵

Who said Saturn is both singular and plural?

Saturn have

Wait, there are multiple Saturns?

I refuse to tip on anything except things that are traditionally tipped, e.g. haircuts, non–fast food establishments, delivery, etc. I think it’s ridiculous how seemingly everything is expecting a tip now.

But, that being said, when I do tip, I tip exceedingly well. Typically a minimum of 80–100%. I know how much they rely on tips, and I love seeing them smile when they see the tip quantity. :)

Downside is I can’t afford to go those places or do those things very often. But what can you do? ¯\(•_•)/¯

Yes, you’re right.

There have been multiple iterations of the “metric system” since it’s introduction in 1792–1795, most notably the original 1795 draft variant, then the CGS (Centimeter-Gram-Second) version, then the MKS (meter-kilogram-second) variant, with the most recent incarnation being the International System of Units (SI).

That’s why there are plenty of metric units, but not all of them are SI units. :)

Edit: Changed “1892–1895” to “1792–1795”. Lol, whoops.

I believe the calorie is a derived unit while the Joule is a base unit.

Somebody correct me if I’m wrong.

Actually, I suspect those are balls of iron.

Add this to the list of reasons not to shop at Amazon.

Seriously, I only shop there unless I can’t find something anywhere better, and even then I ask myself just how much I want or need this item. Very similar policy to the one I have regarding Walmart.

On a related note, I would say “Fuck Walmart with a rusty spoon”, but I figure that would be a massive insult to the rusty spoon.

Oh.

Whoops. Sorry, I clearly missed that. I guess I did the woosh. Lol.

Where’s that from?

Eww, there’s like hardly any trees. 🤮

…Well okay then.