i want them to fuck me
one singular braincell :3
they / he / she
i want them to fuck me
This might sound dumb and parasocial, but Lemmy feels a lot more personal than Reddit because there are fewer users, and this has really helped me cope a little better with a ton of stress over the last year. Posts like this are part of the reason why I haven’t completely lost it <3
Hey, that was my nickname in college!
English is weird like that. When I got my degree, they told me to “cum loudly” for some reason ÔwÓ
If I had a time machine, I’d show historical figures drawings of them that are like this, just to see what would happen to our timeline. Maybe they’d love it enough to create catpeople, or maybe they’d press a big, red button.
Snoopy right here is living.
Three Iron Maiden songs? That’s easy! Am I Evil, Smoke on the Water, and Ace of Spades. And I’m sure they have a self-titled song, too.
Is that DDR4 or DDR5? Also, I’m on a diet at the moment, so I can’t eat anything under 2666 MHz uwu
You didn’t have to, yet you did. Curious.
ok, FINE, I’ll do it, and you know what? I’ll ALSO get a Loona nude on the side of my thigh! 😤
In addition to what the others already said, sometimes, Lemmy is a little weird and doesn’t load (all) images (happened to a lot of images hosted on the db0 instance a few days ago), and alt texts are really helpful when that happens.
HARDER, I’m already looking up artists who do cartoon style tattoos 🥺
My result is non-binary :3
Oh no, what did they do? Tell me so i won’t make the same mistakes. Unrelated, but I’m a learning-by-doing kind of person 👉👈
And I’ve even got a few memes ready to post… :c
Slutty when I’m drunk. Slutty when I’m high. Slutty when I’m sober. I don’t think it’s the booze.
This is unironically something I’d love to do. Not just to see what humanity will be like in a thousand years (if they’re still around). I want to watch the sun blow up, galaxies merge, and black holes die. Spectator mode with fast forward, basically.
Aww, they’re so cute! Best friends <3
What eating too much RAM does to a protogen OwO