Look I’m from Missouri, I will vote for a dead guy again if I have to. Because the other choice is fascism.

Unfortunately the Canadian government discriminates against me because I was born in the Midwest and have never been to Canada.

I’m sorry guys but I don’t think I can vote today. I just don’t have it in me to fly to Britain, get citizenship and then vote. Maybe next time. I’m really sorry.

Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

I don’t think the restaurant should have done that. But that’s my personal opinion.

Why do you go to Greendale?

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Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

All I know is those horrible people are not guilty. Waiting for my bag of money any moment now.

Wait until their dads hear about this!

Well I was wrong!

That’s what a spy satellite would want you to think.

That pier is going to be there 50yrs from now.

Jokes on them. Can’t afford a car with this feature.

Most people already have a laptop, where you have to buy a console just for it’s one purpose.

The Republicans are doing what they have to do, because the weak Democrats aren’t willing to stand up to imaginary people!

Maybe we should normalize this. It’s probably healthier than being on the internet outraged all the time.

Probably trying to save him from violating his gag order.

Many women who are educated and hold advanced degrees can still hold very conservative values. Amy Cohen Barrett is a prime example. Graduated from Notre Dame School of Law. Yet she is ultra conservative and is fighting to take women’s rights away. Internalized misogyny is really fucked up.

Pigeons are not wild, but feral. They are basically like a breed of dogs that we failed. A little love and food goes a long ways for them.