I’ll just wait here quietly for Doonesbury to address this.

Man, David Letterman has aged a bit…

Catmint condition?

F

So the 500 lb. trailer park resident in the motor-scooter at Walmart sucking down 64 oz. Diet Cokes is about to hit the jackpot? Color me impressed.

Ah, I get it. “Peo Peo.” Ha!

I can never trust multiple exclamation points.

Huh, here I thought it was a long ad-lib for a rom-com that got waaaay off track.

On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.

I’d be worried about me freaking out, causing the horse to freak out and stomp me to death. This thought itself would of course (of course) increase the chance of me freaking out about the horse.

Getting an Oregon Trail vibe from that message.

My brother insists on calling Roblox “Robots” to his kids. This appropriately infuriates them. I’m workshopping Fork-knife to bug my step kids.

Just, fuck…

“Now Homer, don’t you eat this pie!”

So the movie Nope was a documentary?

The US may not back them, but it certainly doesn’t condemn them either. This is the tightrope that has been walked between the nuclear-armed parties of interest since the beginning of the conflict.

Aye, English

The Amish have been steadily moving west since they arrived at Ellis Island in 1800. It’s just taken most of them this long to get to Ohio with their approved devil-free transportation.

In another 200 years they may make it as far as Idaho.

I’ve bought SOTN for 4 different systems/platforms now. Double Crissaegrim and double Rings of Varda ftw.

Gotta get that RAM expansion for the 64!