“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”
Yeah, kinda hard to ignore those themes in a game whose antagonist is a deliberate gender-swap of Ayn Rand.
Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.
You don’t have to tell me. Deep down at the bottom of the ocean? The whole place is crawling with…capitalists.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Andrew Ryan gave us all the big, shiny speech, “sweat of your brow” and all that, but what’s he got down there now? Just a buncha junkies and opportunists running guns and peeling off all of that pretty art deco veneer.
Thanks but no thanks, Ryan.
Hell yeah. I also somehow ended up with the voice distortion model and it was the best.
glances into mirror
Oh.
Right.
…Shit.
CUT MY CAKE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!
Dude, c’mon guys…
Can we not immediately sexually objectify any woman who happens to appear in an online photograph or video?
I thought we left that kind of gross, adolescent shit back on Reddit.
I’M GOING TO RELEASE THE BEES!
Hakuna oblongata.
It helps me know that you have exquisite taste. 👍
Man, these were the best.
A lot of them got DARK.
GET OUTTA HERE, MONSTA! WE WORK FOR OUR MONEY!
Ah, Coop. Operating entirely on vibes and damn fine coffee.
Keep throwing Tibetan rocks at glass bottles, you absolute maniac.