

Oh they’ve been wasted in the back of this party bus for a while telling everyone to calm down and stop being so frantic and everything’s fine.
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Oh they’ve been wasted in the back of this party bus for a while telling everyone to calm down and stop being so frantic and everything’s fine.
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It’s extremely spot on that instead of doing obvious things that would better the city they just invest in a bunch of industry and tech instead. Very on the nose. Especially the Dark Knight Rises Batman where he had a clean energy program that was the answer to the energy crisis or whatever they were in but he just didn’t do it because he thought ‘the world wasn’t ready’.
Everything’s been a scam for a while especially this bullshit society. Capitalism inherently encourages and drives everything towards scamming people gotta “make profit” and no one dare dictate what’s egregious or not because “who are you to say” so there is just no limit to the greed whatsoever. Cutting corners/costs can only go so far until the planes start falling out of the sky or however that saying goes. We’re past the terminal end stages of capitalism and they have no remedy for it and we’re seeing the cancer mutate in to something else now.
still true
They’re going to modernize plots of old unionization climaxes where they were like “if you won’t acknowledge our union we’re going to fucking blow up the factory and you will have nothing” and they’ll twist it in to a sob story about how the unions are terrorists and how the factory owner has a family and children and :'(. Surprised more of it hasn’t already happened lol.
It’s the same false reality bubble that got Putin to think he could take Ukraine in 3 days, Same one that made Britain dipshits think Brexit was going to be a golden age and it was the opposite, and now Trump and his republican dumbfucks are under the same illusion that rewinding the clock to the late 1800s and trying to force this country to be a christian kingdom of conformity and idiocy will be a good thing long term and not spell the end of this place allowing China to finalize their technological power takeover and become the new pinnacle of influence on the planet. Wouldn’t be surprised if all of these very priceless high level intel all roots from China.
You could tell me the most awful depraved fucked up shit in human history was conducted on these people and I’d just want to see photographs to confirm they’re fucking dead.
Not from the article but I’d just add “Donald Trump’s most recent approval rating, according to a Gallup poll conducted from February 3-16, 2025, stands at 45%. This is a slight dip from 47% in late January.”
Idk man in that analogy our plane never flies ever again and is just a smoking fucked up broken mess where it was supposed to land. Doesn’t seem that great lol
Washing away the brutal bureaucracy of the Devonian period as well smh.
500 lefts make a right
They’re desperately trying to fund space hotels so the richies can all be off planet in 2032 just in case the asteroid chooses to save Earth. thats my, not even all that crazy, conspiracy theory.
Idolatrous fucking heathens. or something like that
I can’t tell if he’s trying to establish a basis for being like “child labor apprenticeship is actually cool and awesome everyone should be doing it” or if hes trying to bait someone in to being like “Why are you towing your kid around everywhere when you’re supposed to be working this is no place for a child etc.” and they’ll try and spin that in to ‘a women shouldn’t be in the workplace if they have children to look after’ or some shit. Can’t decide what the insidious underlying reason could be other than the human shield memes. I suppose it could be all of them at the same time.
Lmfao this isn’t a shitpost this is hilarious.
They have a new lord now and he’s orange
Some type of data crystal/diamond sneak it in to or on to a piece of art or jewelry in a museum somehow or maybe stash it in a statue or graveyard someplace that’ll persist and most likely won’t be changed much if at all for that amount of time. The organization that sent me on this mission surely had a dead drop contingency plan they have time traveling tech. Or I leave a clue carved in stone on the grounds of the one day HQ hoping they get the clue and can swap the data crystal out later. 🤷♂️
Culls for profit are actually cool and encouraged.
How does this sort of stuff compare with the old ‘crackpot Chinese medicine!’ We’re regressing from modern medicine back to snake oil and miracle cures it’s obviously stupid it’s morbidly funny.