Fun fact: Salina Turda does not mean salt turd.

The problem is that we already value our land as much as Russia does, so we resist them taking it.

Oh, let’s also send them bored ape NFTs!

20% is the going rate, or 10% if you work at a buffet.

For a long time, I wanted to get a PS5 or “the new xbox”, whatever the heck it was named. I was in a big box store and saw what I thought was one of the new ones when they were still hard to find. But, I had no cell signal in the store, so I couldn’t look up info on it. I couldn’t verify if it was the new one, or the old one, since their stupid naming scheme was so arbitrary and hard to remember if you weren’t already in their ecosystem. I didn’t buy it, and later found the one I saw was the newest one. I ended up eventually finding and buying a PS5. I doubt I am the only one, but even if so, they did not make a sale to one person because of their stupid naming scheme. With Playstation system naming, there is no confusion.

Can it turn blockchain monkey jpgs into animated, voiced monkey gifs? If so, it may be a great success.

Because Genthree Genfour Genfive Gensix, etc. would get confused with other products on a Google search.

Yoda’s husband Paul was investigated for insider trading because of some extremely well timed trades just prior to battles with the empire.

I am surprised no one told them that the economy is doing well. I know that sure put my mind to rest when we had to tighten the belt.

I half expected to see a bubble for “they murder your dog”.

It’s too bad Apple don’t think all the thoughts I want to think for me anymore. Oh well. 8GB of RAM is all I need, and I have removed “You’re welcome” from my lexicon.

Thry keep grabbing his nuts.

Does the English translation for the subtitles not make sense? Or is it the plot/the trailer that doesn’t make sense?

This is my wife Audrey. She smells a bit, but she’s got a heart of gold.

I have been sober for six months now. I mostly haven’t even thought of alcohol for a few months. But in the last few days, maybe something subconscious has been reminding me of it. I have been craving a drink the last few days, and it’s a weird feeling to have popping up again. But quitting at first was a lot harder than this. I will ignore this craving, and I will not drink with you today.

Letter to Grandma, The Bible, Vacation photo album, and Video Collection

FFS.