I believe that some Republicans would argue that we have too many “ethnics” already.

Thank you! My comprehension at 3am while my toddler screams because he doesn’t like sleep… Was not at its best

Did I read that story correctly? More than 50% of injured soldiers required 3 or more artificial limbs. And 90% of injured soldiers have returned to combat? That can’t be right!

You know there’s one dad trailering a cooler full of insert favorite beer here. This actually sounds like a great time.

Looks kinda like a short nosed crocodile to me…but I’m no expert. It’s probably best to leave it be

Holly shit! If this is true and it’s only been 3ish days…that’s truly horrifying.

You’re awful! Coffee is wonderful! You just don’t understand it! I mean regular coffee not cat poop coffee…that’s just weird.

Only the first born. You get to keep the rest.

But there are only 6 cats?

I think that the issue is two fold here. He won’t retire, and people keep voting for him.

Wait…my knees are pretty garbage. How would you know if your knee fluid had been harvested?

I don’t think that they are capable of sweating

Can confirm. I am a sleepy Dad! I mean I’ve got narcolepsy, so I was always destined to be sleepy Dad.

So what are you guys doing to make your colons smell good?

I love spam! Spam and eggs, spam sushi, spam and Reese’s…