I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn’t think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.
First Union, which was bought by Wachovia, which was bought by Wells Fargo was my first bank account. Sometime around 2009, it came out that they were doing some pretty shady shit along with going out of their way to fuck their customers out of money by posting their purchases in a way that would maximize fees. It was a blatant dickhead move. I immediately closed my account with them and will never go back.
“Can you imagine if we really got crazy by having guys try to stay on a bucking bronco with just one hand?”
“Guess what!”
Nothing much. I’m just chilling for next 20 mins. What’s up with you?
I am currently working on getting myself into this predicament. I’ll be back in a few months sexually exhausted and emotionally destroyed 😎👍
Fix her? You are WORSE than her.
what’s the word then? cut the suspense and tell us
lmaooooo
I will never be this clever 😢
Individuals and groups in English:
Beck
Green Day
Silverchair
Busta Rhymes
Missy Elliot
Eminem & D-12
Snoop Dogg
Immortal Technique
Red Hot Chili Peppers, especially Flea
Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osbourne
The Beatles
Daft Punk
Brad Paisley
Pitbull
Spanish:
Residente & Calle 13
Los Van Van
Tromboranga
Kola Loka
Charanga Habanera
The free market inaction
FTFY
I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK, and Stalin. -> Strippers get $3,000. JFK gets $3,000. Stalin gets $3,000.
I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK and Stalin. -> Strippers get $4,500. JFK and Stalin get $4,500.
what should I know about the clitoris before I have sex?
In my experience, the clit is the key to her enjoyment. Every girl is different, so you have to pay attention to how they react to how you touch it. Some girls like light slow touch, while others like very fast flicks. Some like light slow touch at first, then very fast intense flicks towards the end. I’ve had girls that need a lot of stimulation, and girls that find a lot of stimulation overwhelming. Listen to their moans and how their body moves. If you get a girl that doesn’t show a difference either way, then ask her. If she is still being secretive, then don’t worry about it too much and just enjoy your time. Don’t go directly for the clit at first. Play around with the pussy area first, slowly getting to the clit.
am I right in assuming my partner will tell me what she wants me to do?
It’s been my experience that most girls will guide you indirectly. Very few will tell you exactly what they like. If you get one that does, you have won the lottery. Otherwise, they will guide you indirectly.
In general, just have fun. Sex is naturally enjoyable. Above all, communication is key, but some people feel uncomfortable with being direct about it, so they communicate indirectly and that’s okay. Listen to the language they choose to use. Regardless, don’t take sex too serious, and you’ll be okay. Good luck!
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🏴no gods🏴no masters🏴no tyranny🏴no rules🏴
War Pigs by Black Sabbath
Classics
Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.
Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.
Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Ones I Made Up Right Now
Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.
Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn’t violate plank length.
Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.
Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.
careful, there’s a speed trap about 30 mins south of San Jose
He looked lost and overwhelmed by the discussion that his family in the car was having.