Hexamerous [he/him]

Broke: noble savage

Woke: noble nobility

I don’t really know, I only know the basics of how to use it. But twice a year when the planet reaches a certain position in the solar system, you have to calibrate it 1/24th of an earth rotation, and then do it again after a certain time. I don’t understand why, but everyone is doing it. The crystal draws energy from a silver pendant the size of a coin.

Dunno what that is, sounds fake.

I and a lot of other people use crystal bracelet to help us sync up with other people. Even if we’re apart for days, we can show up exactly at the same place at the same moment if our crystals are vibrating at the same frequency.

How do you explain that?

Shanghai Spacecom Satellite Technology which is planning to create a network of 15,000 ‘Low Earth Orbit satellites’ in space.

We’re so fucking cooked.

This shit combined with Melon Husks 20k flying shitty modems will not only not work in any meaningful way, it will pollute the sky for astronomers. At worst it could potentially destroy the ozon layer and trap us on earth if Kessler syndrome kicks in.

And what’s the fucking point of it? Probably 99% of the bandwidth goes to online shopping, uploading selfies and stream the latest brain-dead slop.

IMF: “Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?”