But you still can’t say bomb on a plane

…or 2 million people donating $1

Plot twist: They’re both on drugs

This is the equivalent of someone who earns $65k a year donating $26

Not newsworthy or generous

Spicy sentence enhancers

Took less than 1 for me, but it was only a 10 year old account

It’s 4D chess! /S

BahahaHahahaha

Trump: Best I can do is getting gifted a nice dacha for myself in Crimea

Reed Hastings has a net worth of over $5 billion

That’s less than .04% of his net worth

People who make way less have donated way more of their overall wealth and they don’t make the headlines

Rookie numbers

With a division between the US and Canada

Trump’s goal was to sow division

Everything’s going to plan

Especially that one

Counteroffer: Get fucked Putin

Dude’s got like 13 kids or something

The Streisand effect is strong here

That dude does not let anything go

Who’s next? Rosie O’Donnell or Bette Midler?

That’s the problem with being a moron who is also a joker

No one can tell when they’re joking