Just a reddit migrant. Primarily into DnD
I have had to check it twice ever since the beginning of this fiasco. Both times for information on the Ukraine war, seeing as despite it being designated for shitposts, NCD is consistently faster than even the actual news outlets in reporting new developments on the war
Doubt it. I think this guy wants control of Russia.
I strongly advise you not to give Prighozin the benefit of the doubt- he’s a HUGE Nazi, and has the tattoos to prove it (plus he literally named Wagner after… well, Wagner. Hitler’s favourite musician).
Best case here is mutual destruction of russian leadership.
I don’t want to jump the gun, this could easily be Russian misinformation and logic dictates that I should treat it as such until we’ve got a hard confirmation, but PLEASE let this be real. Wagner and Russia engaging in infighting now would be absolutely perfect. I want the counteroffensive to have every edge it can get, and this would be one hell of an edge.
I have a good option here: Dairy.
Basically, your body can only produce so much Lactase (the thing that breaks down Lactose) at a time. Lactose intolerant people barely produce any Lactase, which is why eating a tiny bit of cheese is OK for them, but they’ll explosively shit themselves if they have a glass of milk.
Anyways, you have a lactase limit, time to find it. An added bonus of this strategy is that your options are a bit more varied: You can load up on cheeses, milkshakes, cream puffs, cheesecake. Regular old milk has the most lactose though, so if you want to shit yourself plentifully and violently, bring a ton of that (and whatever other foods you want, the milk will do the work here). Just don’t try and chug a whole gallon of milk in under 20 minutes, you’ll vomit because it will dilute your stomach acid until instead of digesting it, it’ll curdle in your stomach.
It makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
Twitter was valued at 44 Billion, prior to getting Elon’d. Reddit was a similarly gargantuan site (Arguably, the Big Four sites were Twitter, Facebook, Youtube and Reddit), so even if its’ users were famously worth the least of any users on major media sites, it being worth something in the lower billions checks out.