ElfBean

Infinite chain of parasitic elephants?

I was thinking ouroboros but either works, whatever seems worse to you

I will turn you into a one-man human centipede

In any other circumstances this might be kinda sad. Like does he seriously have so little else going on with his life that all he can focus on is this?

If someone proposed to me with a high-end GPU I think that would seal the deal honestly

When it was illegal in the UK gay men were sterilized with HRT because of estrogen’s libido-reducing effects, so essentially forced transition and dysphoria. I see the US leaning more toward camps, but this government looks like it would try anything to inflict pain on “undesirables”

Maybe if that were the main issue there would be the slight chance he could get over it eventually. It’s definitely a big part of it, but it seems like this has been a steady progression for a while now. Plus a heavy dose of sunk-cost fallacy keeping him locked into every shitty decision he makes

Wow, didn’t need to call me out like that. But yes.

God I wish that were me. Either of them, I don’t care

I’ve bridged the gap, I have A S C E N D E D

EXWM. With evil mode, obviously, I’m not a complete monster

Make sure to see a doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than 2000 years

As someone who has abused it and kinda had a problem with it - that shit is poison. Literally. It has the same mechanism as deadly nightshade and a lot of poisonous plants, and it can be absolutely hellish. Totally legal in most places for some reason though. Feels like shit but paradoxically is also super addictive

😫🧽💦

Come on, who doesn’t want some of that Scrubkussy?

It’s just the meth and bath salts giving him superpowers. Gotta weaponize the DEA if you wanna take him down

Just soup, soup for my family

The Autocrats