ElfBean

Maybe if that were the main issue there would be the slight chance he could get over it eventually. It’s definitely a big part of it, but it seems like this has been a steady progression for a while now. Plus a heavy dose of sunk-cost fallacy keeping him locked into every shitty decision he makes

Wow, didn’t need to call me out like that. But yes.

God I wish that were me. Either of them, I don’t care

I’ve bridged the gap, I have A S C E N D E D

EXWM. With evil mode, obviously, I’m not a complete monster

Make sure to see a doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than 2000 years

As someone who has abused it and kinda had a problem with it - that shit is poison. Literally. It has the same mechanism as deadly nightshade and a lot of poisonous plants, and it can be absolutely hellish. Totally legal in most places for some reason though. Feels like shit but paradoxically is also super addictive

😫🧽💦

Come on, who doesn’t want some of that Scrubkussy?

It’s just the meth and bath salts giving him superpowers. Gotta weaponize the DEA if you wanna take him down

Just soup, soup for my family

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