Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…
Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…
Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.
If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.
It’s got shocks, pegs. Lucky.
A sci-fi drama about a guy who develops a brain tumor. The tumor becomes sentient and can communicate with the man through their shared thoughts. Over time, they develop a kind of friendship. At the end, the man must undergo brain surgery to remove the tumor. Despite being able to prevent the surgery somehow (haven’t worked this part out yet), the tumor allows it to happen anyway, knowing that it must die in order for the man to live.
I think I would write this as a short story, but I’ve never written any fiction before and don’t even know how to start.
“Around the world” aren’t the lyrics, they’re just another instrument. You wouldn’t say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.
This is the only explanation that makes sense.
Definitely a hardcore gamer. Look at that head set.
It’s the Dead Ringer from Team Fortress 2
Question from a concerned parent: did the quinoa turn your kids gay?
What are we going to do tonight, Chicago man?
Pardon me, did you say “Abe Lincoln”?
Edit: I was trying to reference this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcuYKyHEgs
I think the GOP intentionally spews some ridiculous shit like this every so often to make their regular shit look less crazy.
The sign tried to parse HTML with regex.
Man just tryna provide for his family. Damn kids.