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“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”
A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.
One day I’m going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.
That only creates bland food.
Bec de corbin?
I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.
See also: Caesar salad.
What kind of pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B or not 2B?
I’ve always assumed it’s Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he’s endured.
For the confused: tooth hurty
What do you call a woman with one artificial leg?
Peg.
First there would need to be something worth conserving.
That’s why I married a zealot barbarian.
Me too. The material component could be tricky, though!