I had the discussion the other day of how civilization would be different if humans followed the ‘have loads of babies at once and see which ones survive’ style of reproduction.
“Oh hi Sarah! How’re the kids?”
“Oh, little Jeremy wasn’t eating as much as the others so I threw him outside onto the road.”
Don’t pretend that people don’t whack it to preggo art.
Pro tip: Get them started early by drinking during pregnancy.
Remember that cringe thing you did when you were 9 20 years old?
What if we kissed in the mushroom burrow?
Don’t under any circumstances give anything to the Salvation Army, as they discriminate against LGBT people and push a religious conservative agenda.
Haha exactly why I asked this kind of question; good dodge.
Both Shelter and St. Mungo’s look quite good, so I might just set up donations to both.
Just a couple of bros snuggling while rasing a family together.
No homo tho
That’s also what old people look like when using the front-facing camera.
All I did was develop anorexia and now I always feel cold :)
Where’s the squirrel?
‘Top 10 highest Netflix bribes’.
I love slut protocols.
Too late for Father’s Day :(
I love you asbestos chair.
Soz too busy watching how lava lamps function.
Me watching a video about dishwasher pod inefficiencies:
“Number 5 and Number 7 ate Number 3 last night.”