It was so offensively british my small american brain started to slightly melt.

I know this was a joke but im sorry you are getting down arrows for it.

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They are all doing that to us. They are professionals.

Oh yeah no hate on that. But if i tell someone i have a cat and they tell me im allergic im like. Okay we can go one of two ways here and i will try my best not to show up with cat hair on my clothes.

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I loved doing grocery delivery but its always always worth to get produce and meat yourself.

Looks real allergic with his face buried in the cat.

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Imagine dating someone who says any of those things.

Seeing as how its all vegans talk about id imagine yes.

Thanx i hadnt a clue,

Fenway park before they redid ALL the bathrooms. Before they started doing concerts there basically. But everyones feet squeeked because of the piss all over the floors. The stalls had no doors. And it was just a troff wall. And my stepdad was just like “go find room in the line of dudes” as like a 11 year old. Basically eye level with a buncha dicks. Good times.

Cant tell where the cat ends and the leg hair starts.

Jk good lookin cat

Or a troff. Nothing bonds two dudes more than rubbing shoulders and splashing piss on each other from backsplash from the pee wall.

Life as a service

Shocking.