In this timeline, princess Leias bun stayed intact. Wholesome.
I steal crumbs.
Crumbs.
Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring.
In this timeline, princess Leias bun stayed intact. Wholesome.
6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.
Still not as fearless as Nicolas Cage.
Without the American innovation of deep frying a wrapped dough something within another wrapped dough something and serving it in a bucket, I don’t think civilization would be on the positive path it is on right now.
Well, ok then.
Absolutely no slavery, we promise 100% workers rights. The reason why we don’t use our own local labor has absolutely nothing to do with profits. Trust us.
I believe the maidens are only accepting my invitations for the sumptuous candlelight feasts instead of truly loving and caring for me.
As long as it remains covered the lizard people cannot see it.
Florida man asserts his dominance.
I shouldn’t upvote this but I did anyway.
Marketing has a bright idea and says lets put AI in pagers.
Brand managers on point.
Republicans and UFOs go together like…
I hereby promise to give you back your dinosaurs, starting with a clone of the T-Rex.
More American than America
If there were 666 people in Ireland, they could fight off billions of Penguins and take their souls.
A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don’t yet feel perfectly comfortable.
This is what we need to implement our plan.