My problem is I always forget to listen to the in-flight announcements so I never figure out how to put my seatbelt on.
My problem is I always forget to listen to the in-flight announcements so I never figure out how to put my seatbelt on.
Someone with a lot of cats.
Halfway to Idiocracy
I was about to say 87 years ago but four score and seven highlights my administration’s focus on mathematics.
I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve been hearing about this for almost 50 years.
From the species that brought you the airplane, the atomic bomb, landing on the moon, and gator daycare - introducing swamp side luxury dining next to a fucking congregation of alligators…
Just like Kyle to slack off when a world record is on the line. Thanks, Kyle!
Reading through the articles and linked articles in the comments, gas stove emissions contribute to, not a direct cause of, the deaths of .04% of the 50 million people in the US that use gas stoves.
Not saying this isn’t important, but I don’t think this will ever crack the top 10 concerns of my lifetime.
The title does say “very safe” so that’s good enough for me.
Gas be damned, I gotta get my steps in!
The infamous Lumberjack Russell Terrier.
I can’t tell if the Onion gets their ideas from the stuff DeSantis does or if DeSantis gets his ideas from reading the Onion.
I just woke up and read the headline as “highly photogenic bird flu”
And for the love of God, fellas, keep your receipts!
The legend of Colonel Sanders.
It’s Australia - better make sure they aren’t lethally poisonous!
So “A” evolved from cattle. Must of been from the Angus breed.
Hey guys…I don’t think that picture’s to scale…
This piece continues to bring a tear to my eye.