I used to have a motorcycle that would give a couple of pops out of the exhaust if I closed the throttle too fast. I wonder how many Nextdoor conversations it started?

I’m reminded of Bender:

“This isn’t even about you”

“That’s impossible!”

And Tom Morello saying he wasn’t aware they had any non-political songs and would remove any he found.

I used to work with truckers, and a LOT of them started out like this.

I used to use high-powered (4KW) lasers at work every day. Now I make 3D models and sit at a desk.

Guess which job I like more.

So many who think bombs are the way to go. They are not.

None of the following is a good idea, either.

Fun facts I’ve learned while working for a living:

1.) A bottle of coca-cola, or any sugary drink, will ruin a concrete pour.

2.) Diesel equipment doesn’t like water, gasoline, or eggs in the tank.

3.) There are two ends of a telephone line. One end is at the building. The other end is in a box nearby that nobody is watching.

4.) A battered hard hat, old steel toe boots, a dirty yellow safety vest, and an air of confidence will turn you invisible.

I recently sold two bikes, one that was weird and uncomfortable (but fun) and one that was fun but needed work almost every time I rode it. I bought one new bike that just works and it’s been a blast.

Having multiple bikes is only fun for me if I have enough time to ride and maintain them all.

Speak klingon.

I sure hope so

RA3 was OK. While RA2 was my favorite, The third one was fun, especially any mission where I could send Tanya to a horrible end.

Tech trees are fun

I’ve tried to tell her that kissing girls is really great but she doesn’t believe me.

Definitely.

2008 was the last cold winter in Tulsa? I live there and I distinctly remember february 2011. The power didnt get knocked out, but there was over 2ft of snow that stayed for a long time.

My not-so-expert opinion is that someone who really and truly believes there is an all-powerful invisible man in the sky who watches their every move is more likely to be swayed by a cult using the same trappings.

Interesting how effective a strike is.

I asked my wife and she says “ew - no.” She tried kissing a girl as a teenager and didn’t like it.

This is only a sample size of one, and I don’t have any conspiracies I can make out of it so I’d gather more info before trying to leap to any conclusions.

I lost ten pounds this last week and all I had to do was catch norovirus.

“But what about the shareholders‽”

“Want me to leave the radio on, little buddy?”