"You know, people aren’t being fucked over enough by the price of healthcare already…:

• Trump, probably

I have rarely more genuinely hoped for something in my life…

It’s like the confirmation of Brett Kavenau when he threw a hissy fit about how he “likes beer”…

That in and of itself should have disqualified him. If someone isn’t capable of being even-keeled and not throwing a temper tantrum, then they shouldn’t hold the highest judicial office in the land…

Nail Career Education

Pretty much exactly Bob Ross if he were a nice Canadian lady doing nails…

Or what of there was some way to give everyone a tiny dose of the measles so that their immune system can learn it and attack it without even getting sick??

Maybe if they make the virus weakened or figure out some way to deactivate it?

Gosh, someone should work on this. It’s a great idea…

Well unfortunately it’d just go to Vance 🤢

Well, I can only speak anecdotally on my own experience, but I’ve never experienced withdrawal on an ADHD medication. (BUT people are different and there’s also tons of different types of ADHD medication, so fair point!)

Loose 12lbs instantly!

…by chopping off your arm!

Will I die or go into withdrawal without my glasses? Of course not.

But do my glasses make my life a hell of a lot easier? Absolutely.

Does it work with Android Auto?

Lol, w/ a Gumby Reagan portrait in the background…