I have never been there, but if this is the kind of quality shitposting that happens over there, I’ll see you there soon.

I came here to blow my load, not my mind!

How very dare

🙏

Joe Rogan’s fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.

Your focus was drawn to a rather fetching lady snogging a dinosaur.

bort was my true inspiration all along

Maybe.

I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.

A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.

yes.

I require more information about this movie

it is i, a bort.

yes.

Ah, so this is the image that breaks my mind.

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Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five… Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!

oh yes

buy shit with cash, cover your license plate, ditch clothes, wear gloves, leave your mobile at home.

easier to just bypass the paywall in archive