I also have it on good authority that he does, in fact, ride a cock-horse…

He’s hackin’, wackin’ and smackin’!

The Plastic Ono Band… It is not good.

Sweet… Jesus…

Green chile and cheese.

I’ve done just about every drug out there. Had a pretty significant meth problem in my late teens and early 20’s. Never smoked a cigarette.

Just always seemed too gross to be worth it.

I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.

I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.

I know them feels

I am an engineer that does power design for commercial spaces. These “wellness” rooms show up a lot. They are there simply so your corporate overlords can tick a little box under “workplace atmosphere” and add it to the list of bullshit features on their website no employee ever actually uses. It’s very similar to “mother’s rooms”, only those can be considered code compliant based on your location. Sometimes they are also called “phone rooms.”

I think architects upsell them into designs to boost their self esteem.

It’s a lot like when old apartment buildings gut a storage room, put a few pieces of shitty gym equipment in it, and then add “on site fitness center” to the website, and also tack a small monthly fee on your rent.

If I had a dollar for every existing office space I’ve surveyed that ended up just piling office supplies in them, or found them covered in 3 inches of dust… I’d probably have like $100. Not a ton, but enough to definitely make them seem ridiculous.

“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”

Homes aren’t going to get more affordable… Neither is Healthcare.

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

https://www.fangamer.com/collections/homestar-runner

Consummate V’s!

Andre Agassi famously admitted he hates tennis. Apart from playing professionally he had no interest in the sport whatsoever.

Fucking Summit County. Yuppie hive of scum and villainy

“” #nailedit""

Excusing folks with dyscalculia, those of you who speak proudly and openly about how bad you are at math can die in a fire.

Functioning adults are expected to read. You should also be able to calculate reasonable numbers and percentages without needing the calculator on your phone to know what 20% is; Or what one half of 3/8 is.

Yeah, sumthin’ like that.

I play video games to escape the world full of people I can’t stand. Not to run back into them in a place where they no longer have any manners at all…

“Boner Patrol”