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I got work at a fast food joint, back in the day. I had to change my alarm clock because the alarm it made was similar to the beep on the fry machines. I was waking up in a instant rage.
I got work at a fast food joint, back in the day. I had to change my alarm clock because the alarm it made was similar to the beep on the fry machines. I was waking up in a instant rage.
“Do they need mushing up?”
Henry Cavill would be a good Connor MacLeod, But he would be an awesome Kurgan.
Meat Hamberders hanging over an obvious net trap.
I subbed thinking this dude has a fun science channel. But he’ll let loose with some gems like “as blunt as the head of my dick” when he talks about cutting nails with his wire cutters.
Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
"I am not here to talk to them. You are the hand chosen by the master! Yours is the wheel of blood! Yours is the sword of Michael! "
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
There can be only one!
Meatloaf.
We should cut the shit then…
Was that on the “Let’s huff gasoline!” album?
"I call this move,"spinning reentry maneuver. ".
I remember it as being the first time, where the trailer was better than the movie itself.
Yeah, I tell everyone that’s where my familiar drinks from.
I fixed her " ".
Obviously, she wouldn’t cause trouble if her needs were met.
Edit words are hard! Added needs*
I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !
I’m be honest, I bought the premium version with my fat Google opinion money. What else can I do with it?
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