This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.
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Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings
Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”
What about the donkey teeth?
When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.
Like anything, You have to pay extra for that…
6·18 days agoOr maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of
hungryhorny grizzly bears. Is that better?
Hello, fellow dog percussionists.
81·24 days agoWe call it a 3:45 ass…
4·28 days agoI would have liked to hear to brain storming session that lead to this brilliant plan.
You have to pay the troll toll to get into that’s boy’s
holesoul.
This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.
“I want to know what it feels like for someone to shit in my mouth, but I’m shy…”
1·1 month ago
5·2 months agoBut are you walking on sunshine?
I had the same thought when I was watching “Alone”. They pay them about 1000 bucks a week to document themselves struggling to live in the woods. Some of them are pulled out for medical reasons, some quit. But for some, this is probably the only way they can afford a vacation.
3·2 months agoBetter then crunchy frogs?
Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?
Edit: deleted second electric