I was lucky enough to have Kaiser

And now I have a permanently fucked up knee because of them

I resent that, I’m a security manager.

People complain to me and then I track and fix those complaints…wait shit

Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

Last one is true…

Sincerely, mostly useless security professional.

Then let’s only pay the portion that does go to the community or necessary public services

Aarhus, in the middle of the street

I get drunk on $5 now

99’s are a beautiful thing

I guarantee you I know thousands of people’s passwords as well, I just don’t know the username associated.

Gotta get that prison labor somehow