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Twitter. Twitter twitter twitter.
If all else fails, a kick in the nuts is a reality check
Ah the Mossad colonel still kickin
That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”
Hittin it raw
When he’s done he’ll be known as skynet
Can’t be both? Ladbrokes is also an anagram of rad blokes but is it funny?
The Olympics you know are in fact Summer Olympics. Guess what there’s winter Olympics. Probably 29th Feb is a bit late to catch enough good snow
What matters is the loaf. Use the upper cut
So what?? IDF investigates itself all the time! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn8jg0x5xg8o.amp
That’s because you left the EU.
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
He’ll feel like home because he grew up 3 miles away
Also she is a dick
It will be the best audit, like you’ve never seen before. Probably the best audit in the world.
Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves
He’s missing on some delicious buns though
I also like referring to it as Shitler