Not wanting to be overly optimistic, but since Science SARU already put together a lot of stuff that I’ve enjoyed, I think I’m the right amount of optimistic.

Also, they apparently have an anime based on Santa Claus coming down the pipeline, so that’s different.

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It might be because RT gave Assange his talk show on state run tv, RT claimed WikiLeaks as a partner, Assange dumped the 2016 emails after Trump’s “Russia if your listening” statement, or because after Assange claimed the hacker that provided WikiLeaks with those 2016 emails wasn’t Russian, he was.

If you step back and squint, it kind of looks like he was working with Russia because of all the work with Russia.

Free To Play Ojiisan’s legendary hidden technique!

You absolute poet.

The whale in the picture is at the natural history museum in Ueno. It’s a really nice place to visit if you’re ever in Tokyo and you can see taxidermied Hachiko (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠)

Thanks. I can finally know what my friend actually means when she’s saying words about the clothes she’s not currently wearing.

If life is a videogame, I’m sure you just unlocked some sort of achievement.

Arwen was 2779 years old. It was practically child marriage.

I really thought it was something my gym teacher invented to make a game out of whatever equipment she has on hand. It looked like ping pong paddles, a whiffle ball, and some lowered volleyball nets just so we could play something inside when it rained…even though she knew all we really wanted were those rad ass 4-wheeled scooters of finger crushing.

It’s really encouraging to know that, based on your experience, her job will still be number one.

Being from Alabama, TIL it’s called the yellowhammer state. Never heard anyone call it that before, but Wikipedia’s got their back I guess.

The confusion is understandable. Sometimes coolguides and midcomics get some overlap.

The mod posted a much cooler guide below.

(You’re a psycho wiener) Let me grab my beater!

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy.  ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

“Kenya believe it!?”

I have a partially severed optic nerve and my vision looks like the bottom middle picture if the visible section were replaced with the upper area of y=.5x²

There once was a boy named Bananigans, Who dreamed of a cactus with gloves on its hands.

He’d wake every day so hopeful and chipper, Thinking one day a mailman might ship her.

But days turned to months, and months into years, His cactus with boxing gloves never appeared.

For life, as it happens, had a notion less grand, And a cactus with boxing gloves wasn’t the plan.

After tear gassing the clergy who were hanging out water to protesters to get them out of the way? Yes we all remember that very equivalent situation.

It’s a secret news aggregator that only us lazy boys without sponsor block enabled on YouTube know about.

Looks like only federal to me but idk.

My friend got her doctorate engineering rice to grow in high salinity areas. The goal was to aid farmers near brackish water and without access to good farmland. Greenpeace would definitely not like that.