How is Morgoth not Ontologically Evil?

I have it to where the good/evil extraplanar creatures are created as expressions of the good and evil within everything sentient.

I see Fey not as alien, but as capricious. They do what they please, when they please, damn the consequences.

They might commit arson against a local noble and then give that noble’s kid a super fancy cake; and not have a reason for either beyond “lol, lmao”

Szass Tam, Sauron, SecCom, The Empire, etc.

I have WIS and CHA as “Go Completely Unresponsive” and “Personality Death” respectively.

We’re D&D players, we all have a -1 at most

Common Finland W

Indeed!

This reads like a Vex meme and it’s awesome!

Dammit, Āfrica?

Åfrica?

It’s me, I’m that player

That’s why I always take prestidigitation, to reheat the eggs afterwards

Äfrica

Oof lol

lol

OwO

In my world, running was recently invented by Thomas Running in 748 when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

Dragons were probably based on dinosaur bones, so the potatoes are somehow the less accurate of the two

I like to have about one or two combats per session, while in another campaign; my DM only really does boss encounters right before we level up.