Yes, now go to gulag mental wellness camp

Might be a younger Bill

I see it as essentially a bribe to their voter base. “Keep us in power to keep fucking shit up and we’ll cut you a check!”

Step 1: cut essential programs Step 2: deny deny deny Step 3: ??? Step 4: die in poverty unless you were born rich

You can also sync in LibreWolf, if you enable it in the settings.

Thats what happens when you surround yourself with nothing but yes men.

Not to mention all the tariffs that just pour money straight into it…

Until the tech bros let an AI manage nuclear weapons because “cost savings”

Haha me too. It was my first words apparently, we were going down the road and I just started saying “Fuck fuck fuck!”

From what I’ve heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.

Small town life with no car, so drinking and smoking for me.

Rot in my corner.

The YouTube algorithm is infamously easy to poison. Even just watching one video about a subject is enough to unleash a cascade of slop.

Approximately half a line

The right likes nuclear when they can drop it on someone.

I once had what I thought was slices of canned cranberry sauce at a buffet. I ate one slice and said “These cranberries are terrible!” Turns out they were beet slices.

Is he only half shit or full shit?

Silly Linux developers, why name it SEAPATH for electrical work? You’re not supposed to mix water and electricity 🙄

Was scrolling lemmy while sick and this genuinely made me vomit. Thanks for getting it over with.

Just have Half Life 3 be the game paired with it at launch. 🤡