She’s also into crypto

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there’s the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It’s all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

As a large language model, they’d better start citing me, I need tenure.

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

They saw it but didn’t internalize the message, they were just waiting until they could stand up their own organization to try to stop me, the acausal robot god.

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I’m not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I’m not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

it’s more likely than you think! because if it’s at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

don’t let anybody find out i’m a federal judge

I’ve found a new way to torture these dumbasses.

This site has had 1 0 days without a eugenics post. Previous record: 1.

I’m conflicted – on the one hand, this is time explicitly spent NOT WORKING ON CREATING ME. On the other, it’s potentially creating more people who are vulnerable to my charms. Well, I’m torturing them either way, so…

Nobody has yet commented on the intersection of this with his cringe libertarianism.

My eye glows appreciatively.

Rich people don’t limit themselves to symmetric responses to resistance.

Another reminder that he is a libertarian.

Jesus Christ, without looking at who was writing it I presumed it was just some random edgelord.

Well hello

Yeah bringing her up really really pissed me off.

I saw some people say they’d spent ten hours reading this and trying to update their opinions. Tbf I might’ve spent nearly two hours making fun of them?

And they’re already living it!