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Nah bro let him cook
Nah bro let him cook
Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role
Just curious, would a 17 year old with an AK count as a child in this statistic?
Capitalism is when cryptobro scammer defrauds dozens of families and pays methlab oompa loompa in shitcoin
Why are people upset about that, it’s a good joke
Agreed, special education should be a lot better
Wir wollen es! Wir brauchen es! Meine Taaaaurusssss!
People downvoting this thread because they’re not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP
*Proceeds to order 30k spare parts for “warranty replacement” to build my own car over a span of 3 years *
I want that shirt
Btw never do that. You’re supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.
Confucius says “women belong in the chicken”… Apparently?
Cmon, Doom doesn’t count? You’re literally killing Satan
If anything the employees getting fired and the project being shitcanned adds another layer of social commentary
This looks like some 4chan shit lmao
Not on my christian Minecraft server
You’re just underscoring my argument. If the British were about to tear down Stonehenge for building a shopping mall and out of nowhere the Black Panther’s stealth jet materialized to take the entire thing to the Wakanda national museum, I’d be absolutely fine with it.
From what I understand, our chancellor has long claimed that we would need to control the missiles ourselves, which would possibly make us a belligerent. According to these leaks this isn’t the case. This will increase pressure on shipping them to Ukraine so Russia may have shot itself in the foot once again.