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minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up133arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoMammals use boob-juice to raise their offspring. That’s why they are called that. As opposed to e.g. birds that don’t use boob-juice and instead elect to vomit in their offspring’s ingestion orifices.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71·3 months agoIronically, birds also have a non-zero chance to be called “tits”, “boobies” or some such equivalent. Whoever named those must have been very proud of being a mammal and wanted to rub it in for those poor birds
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·3 months agoNow I’m conflicted. Boobs are great but at what cost?
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoWe need boob v2, where you can chew a thing and boob out the vomit
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoNah boobs are great the way they are, adjust your interface program
minus-squareInstigate@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoIsn’t… isn’t that basically how it works?
minus-squarebitfucker@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoI think he means doing it voluntarily. Like, you can shoot out milk at someone by your own will
minus-squaredeus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoNot having to feed our offspring vomit?
minus-squareJimmyMcGill@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 months agoBoob out lmao Edit. That’s what boobs currently do. They just boob out one thing tho
minus-squareDudewitbow@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoi legit had to search whether whales and dolphins had them, and I’m shocked.
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoSea lions have retractable nipples. Let that sink in.
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoShould I let it sink in just like the sea lions do with their nipples? Also, the platypus doesn’t have nipples. It sweats milk.
Mammals use boob-juice to raise their offspring. That’s why they are called that.
As opposed to e.g. birds that don’t use boob-juice and instead elect to vomit in their offspring’s ingestion orifices.
Ironically, birds also have a non-zero chance to be called “tits”, “boobies” or some such equivalent. Whoever named those must have been very proud of being a mammal and wanted to rub it in for those poor birds
Now I’m conflicted. Boobs are great but at what cost?
We need boob v2, where you can chew a thing and boob out the vomit
Nah boobs are great the way they are, adjust your interface program
Isn’t… isn’t that basically how it works?
I think he means doing it voluntarily. Like, you can shoot out milk at someone by your own will
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Not having to feed our offspring vomit?
Boob out lmao
Edit. That’s what boobs currently do. They just boob out one thing tho
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i legit had to search whether whales and dolphins had them, and I’m shocked.
Sea lions have retractable nipples. Let that sink in.
Should I let it sink in just like the sea lions do with their nipples?
Also, the platypus doesn’t have nipples. It sweats milk.