WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
Lmao the onion always saves the best for the end
Thanks. Without your comment I’d have been content with the headline on this one.
They’re really good at putting a cherry on top on the last line. Highly recommend you always check it even when skimming. It seems to be basically a requirement among their contributors.