The former president, in a typically loud post on his social media platform Truth Social, claimed that FBI agents had been authorized to use ‘deadly force’ during the raid of his Florida property
Hell nobody died and he still hasn’t shut the fuck up about it.
The man has never shut the fuck up about anything, ever.
Well except for his currently underway trial that he was totally going to testify in, that the defense just rested their case without him testifying in. Because his lawyers know that not only can he not shut the fuck up, he can’t make it through 3 sentences without telling at least one blatantly obvious lie, and that is a generally unadvisable thing to do when you are under oath.
I absolutely do. If someone had died, Trump would never have shut the fuck up about it.
Hell nobody died and he still hasn’t shut the fuck up about it.
The man has never shut the fuck up about anything, ever.
Well except for his currently underway trial that he was totally going to testify in, that the defense just rested their case without him testifying in. Because his lawyers know that not only can he not shut the fuck up, he can’t make it through 3 sentences without telling at least one blatantly obvious lie, and that is a generally unadvisable thing to do when you are under oath.
Unless Trump himself died, and now he is a double.
Edit: I think we should post this conspiracy theory on 4chan.