Richard Scarry is awesome
A pig driving a hot dog is kinda gruesome if you think about it.
It’s all beef.
Oh, that’s fine, because there aren’t any cow people in Richard Scarry’s works.
Oh. Drinking milk has gotta be awkward, too!
The cows drink pig milk. 😉
What are your thoughts on an Ouroboros but the front half is a pig and the back half is a hotdog?
That sounds delicious!
Well fam have I got a treat for you, this is the drawing I made for my first tattoo:
Boaroboros
That looks delicious!
Ever heard of the Tony Hawk blood skateboard? (Or skateboards? I dunno.)
“Hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”
~Oscar Meyer, probably
“To beef frank, hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”
Thank you for putting the correct quote.
Richard Scarry is a GOAT of children’s fantasy.
Quite literally, sometimes!
Roald Dahl was better
I did not expect to see Lowly the worm on Lemmy today. Nice.
Lowly’s brown and that guy’s green. What, you’re saying all worms look alike??
Oh shit. Sorry for my inadvertent wormism. I haven’t seen the guy in like 40 years!
All my homies love lowly the worm 🥰
I mean we technically do have the hot dog car in real life, so that’s neat
And Teslas are kinda like the Apple version of a car. But they kill people.
Isn’t the concept of a pig driving a hot dog kinda low key horrifying?
No worse than my Honda Spinal AcCord
aren’t hotdogs usually beef?
Nah, it’s soy or smth. Impossible hotdog.
Wow that’s a blast from the past.
This… is not how I imagined the Apple car to look like…
The lawsuit is still pending.
Then the car turned itself into a pickle! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
Where is goldbug hiding?
Performing fellatio on the mouse guy.
I had a giant Richard Scarry book when I was little, that was the shit
BEHOLD! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!
Ok I’m giving up on trying to find an apple car. The search results are flooded with either stuff about the company Apple making their own car, or how to integrate their phones and apps with your own car.
This joke ain’t funny enough to keep going. Sorry.
You could drive a hot dog or a pickle car…or you could drive a bi-plane car or tank that is attached to a steamroller tractor or a car made out of wood with saws.
Isn’t that the dude from the Harlem shake poop video?
Well, he’s the inventor of both Blippi and Steezy Grossman characters, yes.
Regardless, Blippi is an okay children’s show. The characters’ actor changed over time.
Blippi is an amazing example of entrepreneurship. They created hit children’s character with basically nothing. Those early videos are just him at a park or in a kids play area shot with an iPhone.