• Chais@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    People really argue about which birds are the best birds, but everyone can agree that seagulls are the worst.

      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Turkeys are stupid and angry. I think the only bird less intelligent than a turkey would be a guinea fowl, but they have the edge of just being suicidally dumb. I’ve had a Guinea run away from my car and then back in front of it in confusion, but never have I had one openly charge my vehicle. I’ve had a turkey do that, though.

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      1 year ago

      Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs described them best. Rats with fucking wings.

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      1 year ago

      Wait. Are seagulls worse than black swans? Are they worse than Australian Magpies? I mean these surely got to be the top three worst birds, personally I’d prefer a seagull to a swan, but I’ve met enough magpie haters so I wouldn’t be so sure everyone agrees

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      1 year ago

      They may be the worst, but someone who kills out of annoyance needs to be on a watchlist.