with blackjack and hookers
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
I’m 40% Futurama references
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My manwich!
— I feel so sad that I don’t have feelings
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
For no raisin
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
“This concept of ‘wuv’ confuses and infuriates us!”
“Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.”
“Crap-spackle!”
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
Good news everyone!