• Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    CRT displays: screenbox funbox

    Toilet paper: whitey wipey

    Doors: squeaky creaky

    Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)

    Mirrors: lookie selfie

    Suction cups: sucky pucky

    Cellular telephones: call yer matey

    Canada: super sorry

    Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore

    Eurovision: singy country

    Trash bin: isn’t needn’t

    Needles: kneady needy

    Nintendo DS: double trouble

    Computer mice: pointy clicky