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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living

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Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago
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BANGOR, ME—Tearing away the pall of shadow and misery that had once cloaked his whole existence, an extra egg roll mistakenly thrown into a takeout order at local Chinese restaurant Panda Palace reportedly became Allen Russo’s sole reason for living this week. “There is hope in this bleak world after all,” said…
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  • Neondragon25@lemm.ee
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    Yoo, this happened to me last week and was one of the better parts of the day.

  • jaspersgroove@lemm.ee
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    Not today, old friend

  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Finally, a reason

  • tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Gotta stay alive long enough to eat the food. Can’t let it go to waste.

  • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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    Not even fake news anymore

  • floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    m… me

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I have never gotten an extra McNugget but have never been shorted one either.

    How the fuck does that work?

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      McDonald’s workers can count. Also they are executed by management if they mess up an order.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Who manages the management?

        • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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          Some clown at head office.

        • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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          I would say it’s management all the way down, but the sad reality is that McDonald’s managers actually take their job seriously.

  • m4xie@slrpnk.net
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    I could really do with an egg roll… It’s been a very tough couple of months.

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