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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
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    I could never date someone who doesn’t remember the Vine Era

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      Too new

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        I never understood Vine, and I still don’t understand TikTok. But, tell me about a weird man riding on an amazing horse, and I know exactly what you mean.

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          I used to be with “it,” but then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary.

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