image: the head of an anime catgirl drawn in black and white blushing with her mouth open and tongue slightly out
text: u can be my pet I have a matrix room for most of my pets where u can talk about whatevs or get as kinky as u want or just go meow mew hugs u mrr all the time and worship me >:3 Actually everyone here is officially my pet now This cant be reverted
And also anyone that sees this post, u cant escape >:3
Help! I’m being domesticated!
There is no salvation, u r now my pet and u love it :3
nyaaa~~ :3
kisses ur forehead and rubs ur cheeks Haiiiii kitty hiiii kittycat hihihihihiiiii :D
mrrrrp =w=
petpetpetpetpetpetpet kittykittykittykittykittykittykitty!!! :3
You drive a hard bargain, I’m in
u dont have a choice anyway >:3
Do I get to poop in a box?
Of course! :3
Okay :3c
I see everyone (1) agrees, I consider the deal sealed :3
patpat gooood pet!! :D
Where’s my matrix invite
u can DM me! x3 there should be a “contact on Matrix” thingy in my profile but if u cant find it u can also just dm me on lemmy :p I have the probably bad habit of not sharing links to things I’ve done cuz Im worried the mods wont like that or something x3
Sorry can u repeat that? I don’t speak brat.
I dont repeat myself, and I didn’t ask for your aggrement, I just took it :3
The 2 tops in a sea of bottoms. Your battle will be legendary.
what battle? ;3
bratty little kittens such as yourself are lucky i’m not there to show them their place
i mean meww mrrp :3
Well done for taking ur words back! :D petpetpet its all good :3
Okai, if I must :3 …but where’s the matrix invite link??? uwu
Well I didnt just wanna put it in the post x3 cuz maybe the mods dont want that idk :p
But u can DM me on Matrix! :3 or lemmy if ur client doesnt have the little “contact on Matrix” button or whatevs, but it should be somewhere in my profile
I’m gonna squirm away from you picking me up to cuddle like a scared kitty
Thats fine, I’ll give u nice food and slowly try to approach u until u’re comfy around me and them give u pets if u accept them :3
or just chain u up until u learn to love me >:3
The
deaddeed has been doneOur fates are sealed
The dead? someone died? o.O Ghost pets! :3
But yes indeed they r >:3
English is the only language i speak and i still suck at it lmao
Dont worry, I speak two languages and suck at both >v<
it’s for the best tbh
Yup, u just didnt know it until now but actually u rlly rlly wanted to be my pet and were waiting for this post :3
Source: [Hypnotization noises >:3]
:3 nuh uh
srry what was that? Im not good at pet language but I’m going to guess u didnt dare say no to me, not like I was asking a question anyway :3
Oh no, whatever shall I do?
Nothing, everything is alright, nothing is wrong :3
Oki, if you say so :3
Exactly! :D here’s some petting for trusting me (as u should) petpetpetpet :3
Yay :3
Just give me some vodka and we’re chill
hands vodka
Glad to do business with u! :D
Meow
petpet u’re welcome! :3
meow
patpat good kitty! :3
meow meow
pet pet! :3
